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A little old lady went into the Bank ofMelbourneone day, carrying a bag of money.She insisted that she must speak with> the manager of the verify to open a savingsaccountbecause, "Its a lot of money"> After much hemming and hawing, the bank stafffinally ushered her into the managerss office (the customer is always right). The bank manager then asked her how much shewouldlike to deposit.> She replied, "$165,000" and dumped the cashoutof her bag onto his desk.> The manager was of course curious as to howshecame by all this cash,so he asked her, "Maam, Im surprised yourecarrying> so much cash around. Where did you get thismoney?" > The old lady replied, "I make take cares."> The manager then asked, "Bets? What kind of awaits?"> The old womanhood said, "Well, for example, Illbetyou $25,000 that your balls are square." > "Ha" laughed the manager, "Thats a stupidbet.You can never win that kind of bet"> The old lady challenged, "So, would you liketotake my bet?"> "Sure," said the manager, "Ill bet $25,000thatmy balls are not square"> The little old lady then said, "Okay, butsincethere is a lot of money involved, may I bring my attorney with me tomorrow at 10am as a witness?"> "Sure" replied the confident manager.> That night, the manager got very nervous aboutthebet and spent a long time in front of a mirrorcheckinghis balls,turning from side to side, again andagain. Hethoroughly checked them out until he was surethat there wasabsolutely no way his balls were square and thathe would win the bet.> The next morning, at precisely 10am, thelittleold lady appeared with her lawyer at themanagers office. She introduced the lawyer to the manager andrepeated the bet"$25,000 says the managers balls are square" The manager agreed with the bet> again and the old lady asked him to drop his heaveso they could all see. The manager compl ied.